[..PRIVATE PRACTICE..]

EPISODE ONE: It opens with Addison talking to the Chief and resigning. He asks her why she's doing it, what is there for her in LA, and she gives a little rundown on who everyone is and it shows a montage of clips (she talks about Naomi and how together she is even after the divorce and then it shows Naomi on the floor of the bathroom eating ice cream or a cake or something, when she talks about Cooper and how he's great with little kids it shows him tied to the bed naked getting a b.j. from a girl who he can' remember her name, etc. So it's the whole irony thing with everyone). She tells him that she needs a new life, she wants to dance naked, etc etc. The next scene is her getting out of the shower and dancing around - it's hysterical. Then she sees Sam next door, he sees her and they both drop to the ground (like in the promo). Then you see them outside talking, and he's all "why are you here?" and she's like "Naomi didn't tell you?"

The next major event is that apparently Naomi didn't tell anyone Addison was coming, so they're all surprised and pissed at Naomi for pulling rank (since she owns 55% of the practice and made an executive decision, mainly to piss off Sam.) So Addison feels all unwanted but then they all get pages to do different things.

Naomi was helping this woman and her boyfriend get pregnant. When he was trying to give his deposit, he had a stroke and died. They took him to the hospital and then the g/f says she wants his sperm. Sam talks to the Chief (the new girl...Katie is her name in real life I think, I forgot what it is on the show) and she says hell no. Then Sam calls Naomi for help. Naomi comes over, the lawyers all review it and say it's fine. Then dun dun dun, the dead guy's wife shows up and also says she wants the sperm. After Naomi talks to her, the wife said she wants it because he left her alone and she wants the baby so that the other woman will be alone. Eventually she agrees that it's time to let go and let's the g/f take the sperm.

Violet goes to a random walmart-like store where one of her patients (Jen) is freaking out and counting all the tiles on the floor. The store guy called her cuz they saw her card in Jen's wallet. Violet gets down and tries to talk to her, and when she touches her Jen freaks out and pushes Violet so she falls on her head. The next time we see her she's holding a pack of frozen peas or an icepack or something to her head and Cooper comes over cuz he heard she was there and thought she might need help. Violet says she can handle it but still nothing is working with the crazy girl. Violet suggests they look at the security tapes, where she sees a commercial that was playing on the TV in the store when she started freaking out. It's a video of a kid at the lake jumping into it, camping with his fmaily, etc. Violet realizes that maybe Jen had a son. Cooper finds her old medical records and confirms this. Together they talk her down out of her counting-rampage and she breaks down and cries and all is restored. Violet is grateful that he helped her.

Addison gets a 17 y/o girl who is pregnant and in labor (it should be mentioned Addison threw a tiny fit about delivering babies in a suite instead of a hospital, not having a staff of nurses to help, only having one patient a day and no OR. Naomi talks her down saying they do things differently.) The father of the girl is freaking out and calling her a whore and stuff. Pete helps with the delivery b/c she wanted a holistic birth "and all laboring mothers love Pete." Dell is all like "can I help? My mid-wifery skills are awesome" and Addison is like "I got it, no worries." Then during labor the heartrate drops and all this stuff starts happening - something about the girl's lungs filling with blood. Addison is freaking out because she needs to do a C-section, but it isn't steril, there's no anesthesia, etc. Pete is yelling at her (sorta) and she freaks out and says something like "I need to talk myself into doing this because otherwise they'll both die. I can't do that if youre "addison"ing me." (This was a fantastic scene by Kate, btw). She starts the c-section after Pete says that he can treat the girl so she doesn't feel pain. Addison is surprised it worked and does the surgery and they're both fine. yay.

The last part of the show is about the whole Naomi not telling people thing, and Addison is pissed that she didn't tell too. Then everyone comes in demanding that they vote on things like this, and Addison stands up and has a mini-freak out, yelling about how she packed up all her things, came here, is clearly unwanted, had only one patient today but loved it, so they're stuck with her because she's staying. Then they all say things like "wow, that was sad. pathetic. so sad" etc and all leave. Then Addison is all "wtf was that?" and Naomi goes "Welcome to Oceanside Wellness."